The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam
2. clearly the force extended his kick
3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl
GOD DAMN RIGHT.
Someone needs to put this on a shirt
What an obnoxious post
Nothing screams “I’m old and am beginning to come to the trite realization that I don’t like the world just as my parents and grandparents did before me” like blacklisting modern teen vernacular
E.T., what about E.T.?
That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.