bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

insanely-smart:

hiddlesisanerd:

iheartcookies360:

Same for Prince Hal also.

that eye roll kills me everytime

bonus gif:

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Hiddles’ eye rolls are everything.

tom hiddleston   you make me happy when skies are all grey asshole  

Thor + Yellow

thor  

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"

clintasha  
dj cotrona   your face is the problem good sir  
ichabbie  

Abbie & Ichabod |  We’re growing apart but we pull it together. Pull it together, together again. Don’t let me go

ichabbie  

my-little-blonde-cupcake:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

mytra-fallen-angel:

bane69:

lokistoner:

When I go to hell I’m gonna be so disappointed if Satan doesn’t look like Mark Pellegrino.

WHEN

sometimes you just know.

Mark is his casual vessel. For you, Satan will go formal and put on Sam

PUT ON SAM

swingsetindecember:

barneswinter:

You ever wonder how often Bucky told Steve he surrounded them with a team of insane people? Cause I do. 

srsly bucky is like, ho shit, these guys are crazy, let’s get somewhere safe. hey, let’s go to a science museum, what do you say steve?